Pickles by Brian Crane for March 10, 2019

and how much weight did Earl gain after eating all those doughnuts himself?

It doesn’t take much!

Happens to me too…

Well played Earl !

Funny, but remember, in real life, no matter what you eat, you can’t gain more than it weighs!

Love Roscoe’s reactions!

….a moment on the lips, forever on the hips….bleah

Yet another blatant example of cruller and unusual punishment.

Donuts are comfort food…yum double chocolate!

Krispy Kreme I Hope ! Got milk?

I dunno about the aroma of donuts putting 5 lbs. on me, but I joke that it sends my blood sugar into the 200s!

Jiggle the handle

AAAAACK!!!!

Tell that to cheesecake!!! =^_______^=

Time to get a better scale. Though the definition of “better” better be “accurate” not “feels good”.

There was a quaint candy shop in a town I used to live in years ago. We used to say you’d gain 5 pounds just walking through the front door of the shop! I miss that place. Heard it closed down due to mismanagement a few years ago.

It was designed to look like an old fashioned candy/soda store and besides wrapped candies, they also sold freshly baked brownies, pies, ice cream, and of course soda along with root beer floats.

Once again conservation of matter takes a backseat.

(Not that I didn’t enjoy it.)

Eating them actually burns more calories than just smelling them…

She even looks heavier! Love that roscoe!! :-)

Doughnuts have always been a great Diet food for me…The usual rancid grease they are cooked in turns my stomach and I loose my appetite for days….

Haven’t had one for over ten years…Since I quit working….Same with Pizza ( who would put that crud in their Veins?….Now a Lemon Creme Puff on the other hand is a whole different matter…..