Pickles by Brian Crane for August 09, 2019

The tooth fairy took my father-in-law’s teeth one time. He was really ticked. The whole set cost him $400 but she only gave him $1.

riddle: what can you get twice free of charge, but have to pay if lost again? teeth

or the gingivitis genie.

My mother got the Denture Technician, but she had to visit him.

When the tooth fairy visits adults, they have to pay.

She puts awards under grandma’s pillow.

When the Tooth Fairy visits old people she has to be careful not to drown in the glass.

Yeah, and it does not leave any money, Kid!

The joys of youth … knowing another tooth will take the lost tooth’s place !

Or the fake teeth in a jar….

or the Polident Phantom!

I have so many crowns now I’m beginning to feel like royalty. The senior version of Little Princess? Maybe I should get a custom made T-shirt announcing my status!

or the denture devil…

Or a Denture Tablet

Which is why my dentures (when not in use) are in another room from the bedroom. But since they’re “false teeth,” I expect a the leaving from any Tooth Fairy would be counterfeit.

And let us forget The Creeping Crud…

…and the Cavity Creep.

Is there a dentures fairy?

If the tooth fairy did visit old people who wear dentures, they’d make out like bandits until she realized they’re taking the same teeth out every night…

I thought we had to Have Teeth for any of these things ! ?

If Earl was there he’d say, “Then how come my dentures keep disappearing?”.

How about the False teeth Falcon? Or the Denture Donkey?

Don’t forget about Bridge Trolls :-D

Mine’s the Hair‍less fairy. Also Jack Frosty who burns those marks into my skin.

Clean you teeth will handle that.