Pickles by Brian Crane for September 13, 2019

oh, how unsanitary

Actually, it’s more unsanitary touching the remote with bare hands than it is to sit on it when your have pants on. But if he sat on it with a bare bottom, I would agree with Opal.

Go for it Opal you can do it !

Just use the air freshener that you used on the fly (see Tuesday and Wednesday’s strips)?

Hey, Earl made many a phone call by butt-dialing, he figured he might as well butt-channel surf.

Called it yesterday—-without meaning to! Can never do that when I try to!

My ending would have been — he gets up its not there, she gives up and goes to other room, and reveals remote was under her all the time. he turns with funny look to the audience out here.

My son worked at Wal-Mart and had a customer pull bills out of butt. Literally. Put on gloves to take them and then let a manager handle it from there.

I dont blame you Opal!

One way to maintain control of the remote.

Opal, your hands have been in worse places back when you were younger – admit it!

She may actually have to walk over to the TV and change things manually – gasp!

WHODATHUNK???

Uh, you guys are married, Opal! Lol!

Maybe he wears adult diapers, but that Depends.

Now he is wearing clothes so why that remark? Humor.

I guess after one gets old all feeling leaves your body, including you butt.