Pickles by Brian Crane for February 28, 2020

and what’s wrong with chicken, Earl? (what a waste of food)

I guess Earl didn’t want to acquire that knowledge all in one shot like that !

Opal why did you correct Earl? You should have waited until he finished the ‘turkey’ sandwich that he was enjoying, to break the news to him.

50 billion chickens sacrifice their lives for mankind every year.

After her stroke, we had to stop telling my mom what she was eating. She actually enjoyed pretty much everything, but if you told her “chicken” or “beef” or whatever she always wanted something else.

Is this another chicken joke? (Sorry Joanne!)

Too much chlorine.

My father was exactly the same way about chicken, and onions!

Opal give Earl an NCIS Gibbs for wasting food ! The hard part to picture is Earl made his own sandwich ;-)

yum!

Seriously, Earl…wasting a perfectly good sandwich instead of maybe giving it to Roscoe?

Gasp! It tasted good untilllllllllllll

Opposite for me: I far prefer chicken over turkey for a sandwich. What a waste… ;-)

Well, I scanned everything and there is no “tastes like chicken” joke. C’mon people.

My kids really liked the beef stroganoff I made, until later when I told them it was venison. (And, no, I didn’t shoot Bambi, someone else gave me leftover venison).

Who hates chicken? Marshawn Lynch loves it!

I asked a Jewish friend, “What do you do with a turkey? It’s not on the list of forbidden birds, nor allowed birds.” He said, “It’s a big chicken.” (He was always fun)

And I love that!

Our brain psychology at work.

May a chicken bone get stuck in your throat. It’s free range, non GMO, and a pinch of sea salt. (Kosher OKs way too much sodium? Were they brought up in a desert?)

So eat beef!

Geez, people, it’s a cartoon. Just giggle or unsubscribe and move on.

“…or do I?”

Earl made a sandwich? All by his itty bitty self? Just like an adult? Wow, I’m impressed. Now, of course, Opal is going to have to make him a new sandwich and clean up the mess he made, too.

I’ve ate more than my fair share!