Pickles by Brian Crane for March 31, 2020

It’s a crying shame to waste a perfectly good donut that way.

how unfortunate of you, Opal

Be honest now Opal. That brown stain isn’t from a donut.

Fate got you in the end, Opal!

Fate or maybe a Bismark!

The flavor is unchanged. Go for it!!

Why put a doughnut on the chair?

Opal you can’t blame Earl for this one !

They waste more food in that house by sitting on it. Is it some sort of decorating motif?

“Opal, have you seen the doughnut that I had laying around?”

Where does it say she wasted it?

Jennylind kicked her arse

Brian must have run out of light purple…

EARLLLLLLLLL! Wait till I get my hands on youuuuuuuuu

I have found no corelation between color, quality and stainability.

one of those days

Explains why she always wears polka dots.

Confused it with her hemorrhoid cushion.

Poor place to get a chocolate stain. On the plus side, social distancing won’t be a problem.

That donut went right to her hips…

Hey, I have a doughnut somewhere in the basement for hemorrhoid flare ups.

Better hope that’s what it is. They do have a dog and a cat!

OMG how do you NOT take it off immediately and wipe it off…..only Opal could to this most “sane and intelligent” people would clean it.

I’m just extremely glad she told us it was a donut.

Nobody else it going to say it? OK…“That’s OK, Pearl; it’s all behind you now.”

How did it taste?

It doesn’t smell like a donut…