Pickles by Brian Crane for June 11, 2021

Move it or learn to use it.

Aw geez. Can’t even avoid potty humor here! At least it’s family friendly… by modern standards. Or should I say by “American Standard”s

Here’s an alternative, Earl, whether you and Muffin like it or not: use Muffin’s litter box.

Muffin is dethroned once again.

I don’t think Muffin would enjoy ancient Egypt. Along with the worship they received they made mummies out of several thousand cats.

A game of Moggy thrones!

My cat does this all the time.

Laughed out loud at this one!

Earl send in Opal for cat removal detail ;-)

In my house, that’s not a throne, it’s the cats’ drinking fountain.

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As a card carrying old guy that lives in the same house as a cat, I can say that I get this cartoon.

Had a boss who had a toilet in the cellar about 3’ off the floor. Had to do with gravity or something so he wouldn’t need a pump. He called it his throne!!

The Pickles version of Game of Thrones?

How dare Muffin enter Earl’s throne room?

Dethroned again!

Groan….I was gonna use that. I’ll go with ‘moen..’

Great one today , Brian , even though there is no Roscoe in it .

You’re on Earl’s throne!

Earl spends so much of his time there so wouldn’t the cat know not to sit there.

We still treat our cats like gods….and we’re not even Egyptian!

Cats have never forgotten that fact.

Cats are like little kids that never grow up. Annoying and cute.

Often at the same time.

“Move it, cat, Earl’s got a job to do.”

they also mummified the cats along with the pharaohs.

You’d worship an animal that protected your storehouses and prevented famine, too. However, cats were worshipped in the abstract. When the time came to entomb somebody, they had no problem rounding up hundreds of cats to mummify.

O! How the Mighty hath fallen!

That is Earl’s throne, cat!

Sorry Muffin not the king of man’s thrown.

Don’t put a carpet on top the toilet lid and the cats will not get on it. Why would anyone want to put a piece of carpet on top of a toilet lid is beyond me.

The newspaper, never. The Playboy articles, yes.

I like the way Earl shows his distain for Muffin by just calling her cat.

The girl should get pregnant!

Fluffy toilet seat covers always struck me as being merely petri dishes for all sorts of unimaginable kinds of gnasty bacteria…*shudder*…

Plus, no cat will nap on a bare toilet seat cover. >^..^<

Now there’s an argument for keeping the seat up.

Queen Muffin is about to abdicate the throne to King Earl!

Bastet in the bath.

Sitting on the porcelain throne! Get it gold plated, and then you could sit on a gold plated porcelain throne. Just don’t mistake it for a real golden throne, like so many people do!

That’s my royal throne in my home.

So y’all are anti carpet on the toilet? What about the carpet they installed INSIDE the toilet ( Opal’s idea..had to make it MATCH ya know).