Pickles by Brian Crane for April 16, 2022

A little dab’ll do ya

what was in the fridge this time? cinnamon rolls’ icy frosting?

That’s what new garbage bags are for.

One summer, I tried putting my pillow in the freezer for an hour each night before bed. It was glorious. But it only lasted about an hour and then it was too warm again, so I gave up after a few tries.

Things seem to be able to stick on the OUTSIDE of Earl’s head, but …

(Just kidding, Earl.)

That explains his baldness.

You would think Earl would check it before bedtime…but then again, this is Earl we’re talking about…

This explains the taste of her compote.

Plus…hair mildew!

A new definition of Jelly Roll.

Put it in the freezer, the sticky stuff won’t feel sticky until it defrosts later, when you are asleep.

In case anyone realizes, the micro fiber sheets are TOO HOT! I gave all mine away…..eww

Not to mention the feathers in the bean salad.

A watcha macall it?

just turn it over, it’s cool (thankyou Chris Burman) as the other side of the pillow.

That’s either insulting to her cleaning-up, or you left the top off the grape jelly jar again.

Is Earl warm blooded needs cool to stay comfortable? My sister/husband bought a new fridge 2 years ago, When fridges sold fast, just recently my sister kept hearing a noise, she told hubby he did not notice when first he listened then he did, yet noticed what was cold warmed up, sister called different fridge tech’s different prices, she found one low price to see what was wrong, since hubby insists on cash, repair guy did not charge sales tax, result he stated something in the condenser which he welded, fridge now continues to work, they did not warranty when first purchase.

Eeeuuuuuwwwwww………….