Pickles by Brian Crane for July 21, 2023

And how much will she respect his wishes?

Or next to the refrigerator.

How gross. Can’t believe he even thought it muchless said it. I hope it was said in jest.

OMG! How do I get that picture out of my mind?

How about you just Start wearing Depends @

How about installing a TV in the bathroom?

Apparently he’s never heard of a chamber pot. Those had been used for centuries.

Better idea, Earl: put a tv set in the bathroom. There was a nice club at the Emarcadero in San Francisco years ago which had small TV screens above each urinal and in each stall.

Earl had an appreciative audience of one — Roscoe!

“….For when there’s nothing else to watch.”

Why do they have a 24 hr Urinal Channel?

Wouldn’t diapers be more convenient, Earl?

NAY.

Give him a catheter

Reminds me of when Homer Simpson invented the toilet chair.

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Lazy_Man_Toilet_Seat

He should install a TV in the bathroom.

Just don’t drink so much liquid, Earl ;)

You can get a permanent catheter installed. And then you’d realize getting out of your chair/bed and walking down the hall wasn’t so bad.

Roscoe last picture, great!

Sorry Earl, Yellow River was just a movie you saw on TV!

I do not think the bathroom is that far away, Earl!

Just have him catheterized!

Seeing Opal with one of those “Lord, please help me not to kill this man” looks again…

This particular panel is stupid!

It would make more sense to put a tv in the bathroom. Tim, The Toolman Taylor came up with that idea first.

She should be all for it since then he would not have to lift the seat or drip on the seat and the floor around the toilet. Waterless or portable urinals are likely a good option especially if he has BPH.

The message Earl received was not loud and clear.

No one wants a urinal in their bedroom. Except in prison.

You say you GET it…… but, you really DON’T get it.

My wife watches TV in bed. I would have no problem if it were gone. Not all it,s cracked up to be Earl!

Urinal a lot of trouble now Earl.

It goes in the BATHROOM, Earl! It’s called a urinal because you urinate in it. And CIVILIZED people urinate in BATHROOMS/RESTROOMS!

I listened to an interview with Gavin McLeod and he was expounding on the delights of wearing adult diapers to make fewer trips to the bathroom. Bernie Kopell, his buddy, is also a fan.

Roscoe is so cute! He smiles when Earl is really funny

Earl could still use a chamber pot and put it under the bed if he has to use it. When I worked for the County Inspectors, I received a complaint about a man who used one of those pots and emptied it out on his neighbors’ garden next door! What a stink of a complaint our office got from the neighbor! It was hard to get the man to stop using it and eventually, the case landed in court! I never heard what happened in the end.

Homer’s toilet-recliner is the ultimate invention.

Oh yes. Lets give our visitors a show along with their dinner.

I worked with a guy who had a tv in his home bathroom.

Sounds like a Tom Waits song – the TV wants a Urinal

How about in my workshop?

The side of the house would be great when working in the yard.

I was making a delivery (and thus using the back stairs) in an old office building in downtown Chicago a few decades back, and encountered a urinal on a landing. Not a bathroom, a floor-length, console-model urinal. Right out in the open.

NO, Earl!

Pearl gives up!

Earl insists on pulling Opal’s chain. ;-D

He should have started with that and negotiated down to the bathroom

A TV in the bedroom is a must, what happens when you are sick or she has a headache…

Earl, get yourself to a urologist. I think you have a prostate problem.

On your Easy Chair would be more convenient, Earl. You see Roscoe give you the stink eye?

Sure, have people over to chat and watch TV when suddenly Earl has to go.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/YITAHOME-Portable-Toilet-15-Litres-Travel-RV-Potty-T-Type-Water-Outlets-Anti-Leak-Handle-Pump-Rotating-Spout-Camping-Boating-Hiking-Trips-White/1440971149?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=12924&adid=222222222271440971149_12924_151138247649_18632966380&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=656042032224&wl4=pla-1933808522535&wl5=9019332&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=117584347&wl11=online&wl12=1440971149_12924&veh=sem&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2eilBhCCARIsAG0Pf8vgLEQhz044Rsy9SQIfczXiXUIUmvownS7kqPn1e3OtNSCjotShF9MaAhYnEALw_wcB

Roscoe’s reaction is priceless!

Hey Earl about the only exercise you get is walking to the bathroom.

Gross.

GOOD IDEA! That way, if you don’t like what’s showing, you can plss on it.

Just use the sink!

Maybe Earl should get a Stadium Pal.

https://youtu.be/ejEcOMqBvpY

Opal—“How about you ask your NEXT WIFE.”

OK then, Honey, I’ll just put in a pissoir…

That explains why his picture’s in the dictionary next to incorrigible!

Hey Earl – offer to put on an open front toilet seat with no lid. Then Opal will never have to yell at you for leaving the toilet seat up. And, it would work like a urinal too!

Roscoe wants the same privileges. Peeing in the bedroom and living room appeals to him.

that way you won’t miss the commercials

As long as the TV is far enough away from the splash zone, you’re in the clear, Earl.

Men!

Given the (non) quality of TV these days a toilet next to the TV is more appropriate. Then again, this pretty p155 poor