Pickles by Brian Crane for March 02, 2024

Earls gives and cares!

Wanna see my tattoo?

She asked if things were ‘okay’, not what they looked like…

That’s the most Elizibethian “I am not amused” look Iv’e ever seen on Opal.

He boweled her over.

ROFLMAO !! Too perfect!

He shoots, he scores, GOAL!!!

Can we change the subject now?

People are saying it’s time to flush this storyline?

That might have been worth it to watch her faint!

She was floored by his presentation! He’ll want to repeat it over and over! - The presentation, not the colonoscopy.

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My Sadie (now a retired RN) once was a gastroenterologist’s office nurse, and she tells of the time (late morning) she was called into the Surgery Center by her Doc to see, on the monitor, a tapeworm inside the patient’s gut. She was neither amused – nor hungry for lunch, come to that.

She didn’t want THAT much detail.

Earl certainly found a new way to impress a woman…

Have it enlarged and hang it on a wall!

The winner of the “TMI” award for March 2nd…Earl Pickles!

Is he fun or what?

What’s the point of taking pictures if you can’t show them to anybody?

Is that a light at the end of the tunnel?

Now when they have guests who are overstaying their welcome, Earl can bring out a photo album of his colonoscopy pictures.

Wait till his autopsy then those large intestines will wind up on a butchers block.

A pink tunnel makes her faint?

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Same gross-out gag, not funny the first time.

At least it didn’t show a lovely Polop !

“Wanna see where the mule kicked me?”

Hey! I just had one and didn’t get a souvenir photo.

Lemme guess: the next thing will be Earl’s posting it on social media. . .

If you’ve never read Dave Barry’s article he wrote in 2008 about his colonoscopy, you’ve missed one of his best humor articles. If you’ve had a colonoscopy, you’ll appreciate his prep description. Just google Dave Barry colonoscopy.

You just can’t please some people. Myself, I’m trying to figure out how to use a picture from my colonoscopy as my photo ID!

I don’t see what the big deal is with his picture. I always have the doc print out pictures of my innards or broken bones. I have pictures of both new knees in my folder as well. I like to see what’s going on in there.

LOL… Earl knew exactly what he was doing. Too funny.

With everyone posting pictures of their plates of food this would seem a natural next step. Well I suppose a picture of the toilet contents with a “Look what I had for dinner last night” would be the next step.

The faint of heart……..

They do give out photos. . . . .

My doc won’t let me drive myself home after a colonoscopy.

Well at least Earl didn’t moon her.

Earl could just post it if he was on Colonoscopybook.

Evidently Earl is not into social media.

Definitely TMI

Like it’s said…“don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.”

My gastroenterologist gave me two photos after my colonoscopy. Neither one is of my “good” side. ;-) Can’t tell whose colon they are pictures of. He said it was mine. However, they are not gross or anything to faint over, unless you are scared of tunnels.

The Photoshopped tapeworms add artistic flavor.

I don’t even show those pictures to my wife. She’s happy enough to hear that the procedure went well and no problems were found — she doesn’t need illustrations.

I am so asking for a photo of my next colonoscopy!

LOLOL — That look on Opal’s face … So Funny!!

Never ask a question you don’t want answered.

I wouldn’t have fainted. I’d have thrown up!!

Can anyone tell me how is Emily related to the Pickles?

Note to self, put the picture in the hallway, interesting how nobody comes back to distract you.

I offered to to bring mine to a team meeting at work – my boss almost hurt herself, she said no so fast.