If you’re going to ‘run with the poodles in the dog park’, be prepared to discard your shoes afterward. Wait a minute. You’re married to Opal. Go ahead and walk across the living room carpet with those shoes, Earl.
You don’t want to run with the bulls in Pamplona. If you do that and survive, you will want to do another experience. You will do something like go to a dude ranch. There you will meet up with a foreman who has no respect for city dwellers and for some reason won’t like you at all. Then you will be on a cattle drive. And some cow will have a calf and you will have to deliver it. You will fall in love with the calf and take it back to the city with you. Do you really want to have a calf/cow/bull hanging around the house for the rest of your life giving you the evil eye for eating a rib eye? Don’t do it!
Women Who Run With the Poodles: Myths and Tips for Honoring Your Mood Swings by Barbara Graham (Author), Victoria Roberts (Illustrator)
“A guidebook for women who realize that poodles are superior to wolves—they know the importance of a good haircut—offers a program for finding your Inner Poodle that involves no goddess ceremonies, drumming, or screeching at the moon.”
carlsonbob 11 days ago
Or watch the poodles run at the dog park.
Ratkin 11 days ago
There might be bulldogs there.
Hello Everyone 11 days ago
Roscoe has the best idea!
maureenmck Premium Member 11 days ago
Running with the poodles sounds a lot safer than running with the bulls!
ꜝ 11 days ago
Roscoe says, ❝Let❜s GO❢❞
oldthang 11 days ago
The poodles can also outrun you, Earl!
iggyman 11 days ago
Roscoe likes that idea!
Doctor Toon 11 days ago
I would rather run with the cats, but I can’t keep up
tremaine53 11 days ago
If you’re going to ‘run with the poodles in the dog park’, be prepared to discard your shoes afterward. Wait a minute. You’re married to Opal. Go ahead and walk across the living room carpet with those shoes, Earl.
chris_o42 11 days ago
Roscoe is all for that one!
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 days ago
As with a lot of things, we like the IDEA of doing something, but not actually doing it.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 days ago
I think the dog park is your safest and best bet, Earl!
mckeonfuneralhomebx 11 days ago
He would do better running with the turtles and slugs
flemmingo 11 days ago
Roscoe is for running with the poodles in the park. Go Roscoe!
razzledazzle295 11 days ago
At your age, running with poodles sounds like the better choice.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 11 days ago
Move that up a notch.
duggersd Premium Member 11 days ago
You don’t want to run with the bulls in Pamplona. If you do that and survive, you will want to do another experience. You will do something like go to a dude ranch. There you will meet up with a foreman who has no respect for city dwellers and for some reason won’t like you at all. Then you will be on a cattle drive. And some cow will have a calf and you will have to deliver it. You will fall in love with the calf and take it back to the city with you. Do you really want to have a calf/cow/bull hanging around the house for the rest of your life giving you the evil eye for eating a rib eye? Don’t do it!
silberdistel 11 days ago
And the star of the strip shows up with his gear, ready to go and embrace the great out of doors :-)
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 days ago
Running with the sloths is Earl’s speed.
The Fly Hunter 11 days ago
I’ll go with Earl’s second choice.
rhpii 11 days ago
Swim with the Labs?
FassEddie 11 days ago
WHEN did that Running With the Bulls look good to y’all? Looks like a bad day to be in town to me!
ragsarooni Premium Member 11 days ago
Good choice,earl‼️
ladykat 11 days ago
In this heat, just resting on the couch is an excellent plan.
zeexenon 11 days ago
Ooh, the the bulls and me on my Tesla senior scooter.
w16521 11 days ago
Roscoe loves that suggestion!
prrdh 11 days ago
Women Who Run With the Poodles: Myths and Tips for Honoring Your Mood Swings by Barbara Graham (Author), Victoria Roberts (Illustrator)
“A guidebook for women who realize that poodles are superior to wolves—they know the importance of a good haircut—offers a program for finding your Inner Poodle that involves no goddess ceremonies, drumming, or screeching at the moon.”
markkahler52 11 days ago
No, Earl! it’s 108 outside. Stay PUT!!
kaycstamper 10 days ago
There you go! Get up and DO IT!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 days ago
Poodles likes the idea…….
jsimpso1 10 days ago
Running with the Poodles. That could definitely be a thing.
Ji535m 10 days ago
Good plan B!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 days ago
Third choice, run to the nearest restroom.
billdaviswords 10 days ago
Better yet, run with the SQUIRRELS!https : // www. / watch? v=nGF5k8uzbRQ
billdaviswords 10 days ago
Better yet, run with the SQUIRRELS! https : // www. / watch? v=nGF5k8uzbRQ
oish 10 days ago
Run run run as fast as you can
You can’t catch me, you’re a silly old man
McPurc 10 days ago
I’ll second the second choice.
cracker65 10 days ago
Second one sounds safer
kathleenhicks62 10 days ago
Just keep up with my dog when she’s running around in the back yard.
eced52 10 days ago
Roscoe knows him well.
ANIMAL 10 days ago
MUCH better.!!!!
PAR85 10 days ago
That sounds good to Roscoe.
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 days ago
Roscoe soon finds an opportunity to pee in Earl’s shoes.
brick10 10 days ago
Better choice.
PoodleGroomer 10 days ago
I would rather run with the bulls than chihuahuas with attitude.
Moonkey Premium Member 10 days ago
Earl isn’t going to run anywhere. It would be nice if he took Roscoe for a walk.