We ask for “consumables”. Things like gift certs for a nice restaurant or flowers or a subscription to “dessert o’ the month”. Or, in my case, G-rated funny tee shirts.
how about a Roomba? a gift that checks three boxes…… cuts down on dust, moves around so not a dust magnet itself, and think of the havoc raised with Earl and the pets
carlsonbob 10 days ago
Buy her a cruise. She won’t have to clean or dust. Being waited on the entire trip!
Concretionist 10 days ago
We ask for “consumables”. Things like gift certs for a nice restaurant or flowers or a subscription to “dessert o’ the month”. Or, in my case, G-rated funny tee shirts.
ꜝ 10 days ago
looks like Opal’s feelin’ frisky
Ubintold 10 days ago
She likes to call him Dusty.
iggyman 10 days ago
Opal, that’s just dandruff!
Doug K 10 days ago
After dusting (that surface), she needs to polish (that surface).
Daniel Verburg 9 days ago
Women have a seventh sense to see dust everywhere.
win.45mag 9 days ago
Maybe if Opal didn’t fart so much, there wouldn’t BE any dust.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 9 days ago
Every three weeks she blows the dust off of him whether he needs it or not.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 days ago
All we are is dust in the wind
ANIMAL 9 days ago
A good hot SHOWER usually takes care of THAT
Zen-of-Zinfandel 9 days ago
Let’s call it seborrhea.
ladykat 9 days ago
If you feel the need to dust him, you should check to see he’s still breathing.
elgrecousa Premium Member 9 days ago
Why can’t she take care of herself and leave the old man alone?
prrdh 9 days ago
Opal is such a blowhard…
thegreat.gildersleeve 9 days ago
how about a Roomba? a gift that checks three boxes…… cuts down on dust, moves around so not a dust magnet itself, and think of the havoc raised with Earl and the pets
razzledazzle295 9 days ago
Now wax it and you and Sylvia can check your makeup.
zeexenon 9 days ago
He must Endust his chrome dome.
kathleenhicks62 9 days ago
I gave up dusting. . . .
Queen of America 9 days ago
At this point in their lives, it should be something disposable or perishable.
wildlandwaters 9 days ago
um…you sure that’s dust??
eced52 9 days ago
Get the Swiffer Duster.
markkahler52 9 days ago
No Heartbreak of Psoriasis here, right?!