Pickles by Brian Crane for August 29, 2024

so long as it ain’t licorice

He did make the effort to walk over and get it.

The kid may have a future as a broker!

Delivery fee.

A Prospectus Of Jelly Bean Stock is free upon request. Nelson has seen infomercials.

Smart mom…

ONE jelly bean? That’s cruel. I can’t stop at just one… or two…

Call it a commission.

Grampa’s rule is bring me ONE too…

How about … One for you. One for me. One for you. Two for me. One for you. Three for me. One for you. Four for me. …

It’s gaining more and more interest for me.

Nelson is a fast learner!

“My dad calls it ‘the vig’”.

The Old “Pay” to “Play” …

“If it’s free, I’ll take three”.

My dad “taxed” my Halloween haul.

Nelson deserves one more for honesty. He could have eaten the extra candy on his way back.

“JellybeaN” ? As in a singular? Who has ever eaten a SINGLE jellybean?

he ‘found’ them in the sofa cushions.

Hope his HANDS are clean…..LOL

Good business practices, Nelson! Use it well when you’re an adult.

It’s his commission.

Nelson, it’s not called a finder’s fee anymore, it’s called a service fee. Look on the bottom of any restaurant ticket these days and you will know what I mean.

Amazing how early we learn to take advantage of a situation.

Just so you didn’t get them from the bottom of grandma’s 1945 purse.

Nelson’s been hanging with Earl too much! LOL

Earl just got hustled by a small child.

I asked an almost bald coworker if his barber charged him full price. He said “Yes, he calls it a finders fee!”

The second jellybean is Nelson’s tip.