Pickles by Brian Crane for December 19, 2024

Harpy Harpy Harpy

She’s one to talk about being full on the bottom.

Maybe she was referring to his hair.

Glass houses dear.

Must you “O-Pine” Opal?

Opal lives in a glass house and shouldn’t throw stones.

What’s needling her. She pines so much.

She does like to needle Earl

LOL! Good one Opal but now it’s Earl’s turn. ;)

It looks like a nice tree to me. I think Earl did a great job picking it out.

She is quite mean quite often.

she’s such an angel

⧸S

Add some balls… just for decoration

Um, that describes her more and I’m surprised Earl didn’t say that. He has little sense of elf-preservation.

She is full of it.

Tis’ the reason for the season.

Is it just me or is Opal getting meaner as time goes on?

Like she’s got any room to talk

I can’t believe she let Earl make a decision on his own.

Good one, Opal!

Meanest wife in the comics!

She just CAN’T leave him alone.!!!

Well, I think it’s a nice tree.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

No, it reminds me of you Opal, you and the tree will be tossed in 3 weeks…

Opal is treading a pine line.

But you GOT to have that long branch on top to impale the angel with

My sister and BIL had their 50th during Covid. He died and she told me after what she missed the most was his turning her light out, she realized that was his way of showing love. He wasn’t real demonstrative but I could always see that he loved her. Now she’s died and they’re together again.

“No, I got this tree because it reminds me of YOU, Opal. It’s extra sappy and smells like toilet cleaner!”

Attagirl….you nailed it!

Sheesh! Enough already,opal‼️ If life with Earl is THAT bad pack your bags and get out! Oh,yeah never mind cuz your free ride would be over,eh?