Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 06, 2022

Now who could be calling during a nature call?

Why do you think voice mail was invented. Let it ring.

Eww. A nasty porta-potty.

and you also know that the moment he finally gets it out of his pocket, “woops!” It slips out of his hand and there is only one place it can go in a little room like that… down the hole!

Pluggers don’t have their phones in silent?

Don’t take my phone into the shower … Don’t take my phone into the bathroom … As another Commentor said "Are you a slave to your Phone? … Not !

Hardly anybody understands this: Just because a cellphone rings doesn’t mean you have to answer it.

The phone has been very quiet since Nov. 9th.

And in this specific case, it’s the boss wanting to know where you’re at.

Kind of the same thing when getting into the shower when you’re home alone, the door bell rings.

When nature calls eh.

Those pluggers need to learn how to use “Do Not Disturb” mode.

One of the many corollaries of Murphy’s Law.

A real plugger would try and answer it and then fumble it into the hole

Too funny… but true. ;-)

When I am thus occupied, whatever or whomever it is on the phone can simply wait. I’m busy.

Plop, plop, whiz, whiz.

rrriiiiinnnnnnnnngggggg – HELLO! “good morning Mr. B. how are you?” ABOUT TEN POUNDS LIGHTER! AND YOU?

I swear there is some sort of sensor that alerts my family and friends that I’m in the bathroom. It seems to be the only time they call.

and if it’s me calling, please don’t answer. no need for any sound effects in the background!

Ain’t that the truth

Don’t have a cell but I know the phone will ring as soon as I lay down to take a nap.

As often as I have to ‘go’ it’s a safe bet.

Mine loves to go off just as I step into the shower.

With us, it’s the dinner table. We have had an uninterrupted dinner at home in ages.

it’s hard to refrain from giggling when you go into the men’s room and here yet another clueless git yakking away while sitting on the can…

Oh man, Van wicklen nailed it. absolutely. “The talking Porta-John”

So just don’t answer it for crying out loud! Or are you Pavlov’s dog?