You LAUGH, but my late husband once got a SINGLE roll of TP thrown back at him. The toilet paper is gone and you return w/ONE roll!!! LOLI actually had to apologize bc apparently that was the only roll that we had in the house at the time. So I guess the laugh was on me!
Yesterday, my wife noticed a bit of toothpaste(!) on my earlobe. I use a battery-powered toothbrush and added some toothpaste before finishing, without turning off the brush, I didn’t check the mirror or wall for other such debris.
BigBoy 12 months ago
There’s always that confusion when she points to one side of her face. Which side is it really ?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 12 months ago
There’s a cutoff age, though. Beyond that, the feedback stops.
juicebruce 12 months ago
Shaving Cream or is it Whipped Cream from eating the Pumpkin Pie with whipped cream ?
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
He is letting it soak onto his pesky ear hair that is so difficult to trim.
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
No, it’s toilet paper. But it’s not on a cut. He had explosive diarrhea. Again.
Gent 12 months ago
Me is never knews doggies is shaves.
ctolson 12 months ago
At least he wasn’t caught with pie residue on he face.
jth 12 months ago
“There’s Something About Mary”
KEA 12 months ago
another reason I’m no longer married
Homerville Premium Member 12 months ago
This is a top ten. Good one.
g04922 12 months ago
LOL… Thanks, ‘Mom’….
kaylowe 12 months ago
You LAUGH, but my late husband once got a SINGLE roll of TP thrown back at him. The toilet paper is gone and you return w/ONE roll!!! LOLI actually had to apologize bc apparently that was the only roll that we had in the house at the time. So I guess the laugh was on me!
fjblume2000 12 months ago
Yesterday, my wife noticed a bit of toothpaste(!) on my earlobe. I use a battery-powered toothbrush and added some toothpaste before finishing, without turning off the brush, I didn’t check the mirror or wall for other such debris.