Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 31, 2024

That cat nap snuck up on him.

Ah, the old “aliens and missing time” routine!

Well kitty is sleeps all day anyways.

It has something to do with an inert object and time dilation and Einstein’s theory of boring Relatives and REM sleep and Freud, but I might be confused. (—

That is the reason why I set a cooking timer to go off after 10 minutes . That 10 minutes is a recharge not a Deep Charge ;-)

And then you’re groggy for another hour.

As the opening scenes of a movie roll, my wife dozes off, two hours later as the ending credits roll on the screen she awakes and utters…“Did I enjoy the movie?”

It’s also known as Telenaportation or Enaps Time.

My recliner has a bad effect on me. After an hour or so of sitting in it I’m knocked out. Can’t figure it out.

when we were kids, a nap was punishment—now that we are old, a nap is a necessity!

It does that to me, too.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Pluggers are dying, do you hear me? Why am I the only one brave enough to say it? They’re dying! They’re all dying!

Quanta are very small and leak out if you aren’t watching them.

Or, he misses three innings of the game on the tv.

I’ve missed the entire 2nd half of many football games that way.

CHURCH!

My clock only jumps about 30 minutes, guess I’m ahead of the game.

Been there, dun that!

It’s Tuesday?