In the morning my fingers used to be all curled up and racked with pain. So I got special night-time gloves for that. Now in the morning my fingers are straight and ….. racked with pain.
I guess I must be lucky—-nothing hurts WHEN I wake up—no pains but………when I go to get out of bed, I occasionally have ‘a twinge’ somewhere but at least it leaves shortly after starting down the hallway for my ‘morning constitutional’ ! ! !
I find that days that I wake with "LESS’ pain ……. I get carried away and do more, then I should ……… and you guessed it ……. “MORE” pain for several days ……. Oh, well …… keeps life interesting ….. ;)
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 12 days ago
Where am I? Who am I?
Zykoic 12 days ago
A very rare occurrence.
In the morning my fingers used to be all curled up and racked with pain. So I got special night-time gloves for that. Now in the morning my fingers are straight and ….. racked with pain.
Gent 12 days ago
Rise n shine. It picanic baskets stealing time!
Pocosdad 12 days ago
I ache, therefore I am.
PraiseofFolly 12 days ago
((Well, I’m back here … again, darn it.))
juicebruce 11 days ago
Part of the down side of older age … Pain on the bad days ;-(
'IndyMan' 11 days ago
I guess I must be lucky—-nothing hurts WHEN I wake up—no pains but………when I go to get out of bed, I occasionally have ‘a twinge’ somewhere but at least it leaves shortly after starting down the hallway for my ‘morning constitutional’ ! ! !
dbrucepm 11 days ago
it’s no longer does something hurt but what and how much.
ksu71 11 days ago
Boy Howdy!
Retrac Premium Member 11 days ago
Pain is reality. No pain is a dream.
ctolson 11 days ago
It means it’s going to be a good day that will likely end badly because you will over do it.
DaBump Premium Member 11 days ago
Or still dreaming.
tpcox928 11 days ago
Jeez, is this one spot on. I slept through the night and nothing hurts? Where is Jesus?
bobbyferrel 11 days ago
Just about everything hurts. And whatever doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
Grumpy Old Guy 11 days ago
At my age, just waking up checks the box for my biggest expectation of the day…..the rest is bonus.
ladykat 11 days ago
Yes, you are.
David Rickard Premium Member 11 days ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Pluggers! They’re in pain all the time! Are they dying? No, but they sure wish they were!
ms-ss 11 days ago
My nephrologist won’t let me take Meloxicam. I hate him.
ComicsBinger Premium Member 11 days ago
Heaven. Pure heaven.
PoodleGroomer 11 days ago
No pain means you’re still stoned.
mokspr Premium Member 11 days ago
The working man’s Descarte.
bwswolf 11 days ago
I find that days that I wake with "LESS’ pain ……. I get carried away and do more, then I should ……… and you guessed it ……. “MORE” pain for several days ……. Oh, well …… keeps life interesting ….. ;)
Ginny Premium Member 11 days ago
Upon waking I treat myself to various spot treatments of diclofenac (generic) which gets me going. Great stuff.
kathleenhicks62 11 days ago
I can see that happening. . . .
anomalous4 11 days ago
“The only parts of my body that don’t hurt are the parts that don’t work.” ~~anon.
mistercatworks 11 days ago
You think about going back to bed but know you will feel better after moving around for a few minutes.
razzledazzle295 11 days ago
“Is he alive or dead?Has he thoughts within his head?”
Black Sabbath – Ironman
julie.mason1 Premium Member 11 days ago
Pain is Life’s way of reminding you that you are still alive.
Chris Sherlock 11 days ago
Since there’s no danger of that, you can be sure you’re still around.
eddi-TBH 11 days ago
I awaken to a sense of wonder. I wonder what’s going to pop when I move it.
Frer Squirrel 10 days ago
Kneel to pray and give thanks to God for another day to work and play; and offer the pain as part of the price that Christ did pay.
Ray Helvy Premium Member 7 days ago
If I wake up with no pain, I know that I’m only dreaming I’m awake. ;>)