Old plugger;Physical therapist taught me how to get up off the floor. I practice that exercise from time to time. The dog sometimes thinks it’s romantic.
I went on a diet when I realized the reason I was having trouble breathing while putting on my shoes. Now I can put on both shoes without having to take a breathing break.
Grumpy Old Guy 29 days ago
My mom use to say “My legs are just long enough to reach the floor, but not my arms”…..
Zykoic 29 days ago
Old plugger;Physical therapist taught me how to get up off the floor. I practice that exercise from time to time. The dog sometimes thinks it’s romantic.
Lots of wet kisses. What were you thinking?
GoComicsGo! 29 days ago
Not the ceiling, just the floor.
juicebruce 29 days ago
Use a Grabber Tool if you have trouble bending down ;-)
Doctor Toon 29 days ago
Not only that, but gravity increases as you age
PraiseofFolly 29 days ago
Naw … the arms just naturally get shorter. (That made my doctor chuckle.)
BUlrich Premium Member 29 days ago
…farther away.
flemmingo 29 days ago
It’s not a day that I don’t drop something and have hard time bending to get it.
david_42 29 days ago
And gravity gets stronger.
timzsixty9 29 days ago
Y’ALL STOP SPYING ON ME!!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 29 days ago
That could be cat-astrophic.
ladykat 29 days ago
I don’t even try for the ceiling any more. The floor, I can occasionally manage.
mistercatworks 29 days ago
I went on a diet when I realized the reason I was having trouble breathing while putting on my shoes. Now I can put on both shoes without having to take a breathing break.
eddi-TBH 29 days ago
One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.
eddi-TBH 29 days ago
I can still reach both. It’s the straightening out afterward where my problem is.
dbrucepm 29 days ago
everything has gotten heavier too