Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 13, 2011
Transcript:
Bobo: But the slimy cats had an insidious power of their own. Bobo: From the hairballs that fell to earth, tongues protruded--sharp, sandpapery tongues. Bobo: They began licking themselves, molding their slimy, puss-laden forms into something vile, something sinister, something weak human minds would find… Bobo: Cute. Man: Aww! Woman: Puddy tat!
This origin story should be one of the greatest ever told in comics kingdom. Those superhero/supervillain stories pale in comparison.