Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 26, 2014
Transcript:
Poncho: There's a new dog at the cafe and he's turning everybody against me because i smell like cats! Chazz: Well, if they don't want to hang out with you then maybe they're not really your friends. Poncho: Oh, geez. Is that hackneyed platitude ever helpful? Chazz: You could get rid of the new dog. Poncho: Now that I can use.
Since there is no possibility of getting rid of the cats, why don’t you make it appear fashionable to live with a houseful of them Poncho? You will be the envy of the whole of Pooch Cafe.