Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Chazz: Poncho, quit trying to shave the cats! Poncho: I have to! Do you have any idea what cats smell like to dogs?? Poncho: The smell of cats is like vacuum bags filled with chicken sweat. Whiskers of frayed hangman's rope, tongues of crushed beetle parts, eyes like fingernail clippings floating in ashtray water, and the reek of ox breath, crumbling dynasties, and burnt socks wrapped in oatmeal and desecration.
Well….I’m confused. I always thought that the worse something smelled, the more a dog would love it. Therefore, the smell of cats, if indeed they smell as Poncho describes so eloquently, should be pleasing to his senses.