Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 18, 2014
Transcript:
Poncho: Look , I et it: That hairline was receding fast, you had to lock someone down quick. But you didn't have to settle for a cat person! Chazz: I didn't "settle"! Poncho: Don't give up, Chazz! It's not too late to realize your true potential! Chazz: I'm not interested in any more potential! Chazz: Carmen is my wife, and our relationship is completely happy! I don't want or need anybody else but her! Chazz: Stop spraying me with hair-in-a-can!
For a second there, I thought maybe Poncho grabbed a different can: