Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 19, 2014
Transcript:
Poncho: Your cat-loving wife is trying to fatten you up! I bet you don't even fit into that really nice suit anymore. Chazz: That's not true! Chazz: See? It still fits perfectly! Poncho: Hmm, maybe. Put this tie on, and comb your hair a bit. Chazz: ? Chazz: "Hot dog-lover for you"?? Delete that dating profile at once!!
What happens when another woman calls? You going to be in big trouble, Poncho.