Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 14, 2017
Transcript:
Hudson: Poncho tried to be kind, and now the universe is trying to collapse upon itself! Boomer: So then just have him stop being kind. Hudson: But now he's aware that if he avoids kind behavior it keeps the universe from collapsing! Which is a kind of kindness! So whether he's kind or not, the universe is going to destroy us all! Poncho: When I read about this in my fortune cookie, I assumed it was just a metaphor for self-improvement.
All this from a fortune cookie. Boggles the mind.