Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 18, 2017

East is the new west. Or someone has exploded a nuke. Two suns in the sunset.

Now THAT’S funny.

That’s all the cities burning from *Dump’s new urban renewal program involving nukes.

Well, there are a LOT of people who are turned around these days.

They were there all night. No helicopter parents for Carmine.

What, nobody’s going to reassure Carmen that this is just an “alternate sunrise”?

its sunrise, she was zoned out all night, missed the sunset

CNN told her Trump would lose the election for sure, and that she’s facing the West and sunset. Trump tells her she’s facing East and the sunrise. Perhaps she should just try to enjoy the view and let history decide which direction she’s facing.

Trump won by doing all the wrong things. So how could he win unless the Electors had some weird idea more voted for him than Hillary.

C’mon everybody, let’s do The Hebly Gebly!

Hebly-gebly?