Prickly City by Scott Stantis for April 15, 2021

Grouchovid-19.

Not to worry. We want them infected, right?

On our way to herd immunity.

Not with all the right-wing populists refusing to get vaccinated…………..Stantisfernuthin, and comments on that one?

One of the funnier variants.

Bolsinaro’s hero!

It’s the one who infected an elephant in his pajamas.

Not as long as we give the virus a chance to evolve ……. but, I forgot, Republicans don’t believe in evolution either.

(Take-off, “Hello, I Must Be Going,” by Bert Kalmar / Harry Ruby)

(Sung by Groucho Marx in “Animal Crackers”)

”Goodbye, I Must Be Staying”

[Covido]

Goodbye, I must be staying

I won’t be rid of easily,

I proliferate so busily.

I must be staying.

Your world is so very sweet —

I’ve got the taste for human meat!

So I will be staying.

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[MAGA Dumas]

For all our sakes, please go away!

We’ll get so sick if you should stay!

You’ll spoil this great Economy

If things resume the Shutdown way!

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[Covido]

Oh, I’ll decline a week or two.

(Trump claimed last Summer I’d be through.)

But don’t let nonsense like that fool you —

I really will be staying.

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[Anti-vaxxers]

We look forward to impunity

That comes from herd immunity,

That’s what the docs on Fox are saying!

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[Covido]

Oh, if experts like those say it’s so,

Then I most certainly must go …

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[Anti-Vaxxers]Great!

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[ Covido]

Ha! Just to kid — I WILL be staying.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmuiyUtVQ1M

After your boy Trump did everything he could to spread covid.

If you pay the previous guy a few million, and reactivate his Twitter account, I’m sure he’d be happy to tell his worshippers to get the vaccine.

Ten characters for that at least, after he wastes 270 on how his landslide election was stolen. “Very unfair!”

Yes, COVID is now disguising the “hooks” vaccines use to trigger immunity. That what a variant is. The more people who refuse vaccination, the longer the virus has to mutate. It’s simple math; even simple people should be able to understand it.