Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 29, 2016

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SUPER-FUN-PAK Comix Robot, Robot If I was only built to assemble components... Why did you make me conscious? And why on earth did you give me sexual urges? HILLBILLY ASTRONAUT -No, Hillbilly astronaut There is no outhouse! -I didn't ask for one, Im fully aware of the vessel's schematics. - Im a qualified astronaut who happens to be a hillbilly. Dinkle, The Unlovable loser murder scene Percival dunwoody, idiot time traveler from 1909 1993 Hey pal. you're saying you can time travel, and you came here for a lima and not 1933 to kill Hitler? Uh...Ill be right back. 20 minutes earlier CLASSIX COMIX Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. Animal FARM Pig: Yay! The animals ave taken over the farm! I just hope this isn't a heavy - handed allegory soviet revolution Because then I wouldn't stand a chance. Hello comrade HOW TO DRAW DOUG 1. Draw, tiny , simple shapes. 2. Find the two shapes that look most like Doug 3. Draw the offspring they would have if they reproduced. 4. Repeat 3.6 million times 5. And you've drawn doug! where did I come from?