Kucinich wasn’t ever a Senator. I will, however, accept either James Inholfe or Bernie Sanders depending on which political orientation you wish to paint as dumb and/or crazy.
Everyone who watched the debate lost because we had to experience Jim Lehrer. I haven’t seen a moderator responsible for that big of a disaster since April of 1986.
The problem is that you are attempting to satire a mindset that would post exactly what you said with all seriousness. It’s the same problem the Onion has, really.
Remind me again why extrajudicial punishment is a good thing?