Recent Comments

1. almost 9 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Remind me again why extrajudicial punishment is a good thing?

2. over 9 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Today, the role of Loius Maltby will be played by Bertrand Russell.

3. over 9 years ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   Absolute value means that negative numbers count as positive. Which means that the -1000 wishes she’d end up would count as 1000.

4. over 10 years ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   Fun fact: #1 on that list actually has historical precedent. Look up “wine bricks” on Google.

5. over 11 years ago on [Deleted]

   Which I suppose answers the classic theological conundrum: “Can God have a CD collection so vast that not even He can rip all of them?”

6. almost 12 years ago on Medium Large

   I don’t get why Batman’s complaining. Robin’s new suit combines “terrify criminals” and “brightly colored distraction” into a single package!

7. almost 12 years ago on Medium Large

   Kucinich wasn’t ever a Senator. I will, however, accept either James Inholfe or Bernie Sanders depending on which political orientation you wish to paint as dumb and/or crazy.

8. about 12 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Everyone who watched the debate lost because we had to experience Jim Lehrer. I haven’t seen a moderator responsible for that big of a disaster since April of 1986.

9. over 12 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Geez, 4 million on the volcano lair? You’re slacking, Mitt, every supervillain knows that a GOOD volcano lair runs at least ten figures.

10. over 12 years ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    The problem is that you are attempting to satire a mindset that would post exactly what you said with all seriousness. It’s the same problem the Onion has, really.