The article was funny for how bad it is. Like anyone is going to replace the chocolate in smores with pineapple. The roasted banana thing was interesting though.
He could have gone with a pun there. Death could have asked Pig to stop walking across his yard, and Pig replying “My feet won’t let me”, or something Like that. Then in the last panel Pig tells Rat that he has Death defying feet.
Wouldn’t that result in infinite Pigs 5 minutes ago? That doesn’t look like enough nachos for infinite pigs to me, but the bowl could always be bigger on the inside.
My spell check recognizes Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis as a word.