Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for March 09, 2024

Eightball’s attorney A.I. will file a thong on appeal, complete with hallucinating cases.

I bit my lip reading about his clipped grip that was flipped to another trip by an airline dip.

Losing a case is traumatic let alone having to serve time in the PUN-itentiary! Legalease

I’d like to see the valise report.

I don’t need this kind of baggage in my life right now!

I’m “hearing” you!

Oh, no — why is Mr. Wriggly in the other cell?