Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 08, 2020

Just another weapon to use against the dry & unsuspecting citizens of Troy…

What? Horses don’t pee?

What do you mean, “I’m taking Lasix”, Watkins???

Don’t worry. They can’t take you in anyway. Your wooden horse is too big for that entrance.

I believe the restroom is in the rear.

Ralph is being petty again!

“Watkins?” Was he a foreign exchange student?

Agamemnon, Achilles, Odysseus, Nestor, Ajax, and Watkins.

Watkins isn’t a greek name must be a hired foreign mercenary.

Are we there yet?

“Watkins”?? It should be ‘Watkinopoulis.’

I guess this was before Depends® were standard issue.

Watkins held his water, then went on to invent Greek Fire.

This got me to wondering if they did include a hole or 2 for such things.. A peeing wooden horse.

Wooden you know it.

Have to pee like a Russian…er..Trojan racehorce?