I have seen this more than once. I am sitting in a public space with a friend or friends. A beautiful, well-dressed woman walks by, and she is so strikingly good looking that men in the vicinity spontaneously applaud. The woman just walks through this, ignoring all the attention, and joins her friends. Later, as I am in the same place, an attractive man walks by. Several women in the crowd applaud or hoot at him, and the guy immediately starts looking all around, trying to figure out who it was.
As a cashier at a grocery store, my daughter has to be careful how she replies to the customer who asks, ‘Excuse me, can you check me out?’ My favorite silent reply from her is, ‘So needy’.
A high rise skyscraper in Chicago had some of the slowest elevators in town. It was a constand subject of debate and anger by the tenants.
The Property managers tried to fix the problem, but every solution was over $1M USD. After months of quotes, and estimates, they arrived at an amazing solution.
They installed mirrors inside the elevator cars and on the exterior doors. People were so involved with checking themselves out (or maybe their neighbors) that they forgot how long they were waiting for the elevator. Total Cost of the upgrade: $20,000.
allen@home about 4 years ago
He to much into his self lady. Keep looking you’ll find someone.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
I have seen this more than once. I am sitting in a public space with a friend or friends. A beautiful, well-dressed woman walks by, and she is so strikingly good looking that men in the vicinity spontaneously applaud. The woman just walks through this, ignoring all the attention, and joins her friends. Later, as I am in the same place, an attractive man walks by. Several women in the crowd applaud or hoot at him, and the guy immediately starts looking all around, trying to figure out who it was.
done about 4 years ago
Careful lady, his name is Narcissist, destroyer of worlds.
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Yep, it’s glass. Joe Palooka.
unfair.de about 4 years ago
Nice play on words and bro-mide.
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
As a cashier at a grocery store, my daughter has to be careful how she replies to the customer who asks, ‘Excuse me, can you check me out?’ My favorite silent reply from her is, ‘So needy’.
Radish... about 4 years ago
Check please!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
Far too much chin for my taste… but in fairness I am not into men
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Plastic baggage.
JDP_Huntington Beach about 4 years ago
A high rise skyscraper in Chicago had some of the slowest elevators in town. It was a constand subject of debate and anger by the tenants.
The Property managers tried to fix the problem, but every solution was over $1M USD. After months of quotes, and estimates, they arrived at an amazing solution.
They installed mirrors inside the elevator cars and on the exterior doors. People were so involved with checking themselves out (or maybe their neighbors) that they forgot how long they were waiting for the elevator. Total Cost of the upgrade: $20,000.
tinstar about 4 years ago
Every time I looked around to see at whom they were hooting, and whistling, I would invariably walk into a telephone pole.