Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 05, 2021

There was a large poster in the main office of my high school with a desert erosion scene. The caption read, “Nature’s Great Law is Change.” And on the secretary’s desk was a small placard which said “Sorry, this office cannot make change.”

But as the hot dog vender said to the guru after being asked for his change from a hot dog purchase…“change comes from within”! ;D

Don’t touch that, Larry! You don’t know where it’s been.

So why aren’t they both wearing masks?

I don’t think she’ll change his mind about not minding change.

what’s that grandpa?

They are republicans.

Here’s my 2¢ Larry

Two squirrels?

Cooties…..just leave it….

She coined a phrase.

Larry will do the funky chicken, at the drop of a dime.

Pre-printed discharge instructions in my ER for children who swallowed coins said “watch for any change.”

It’s funnier without the caption.

BitCoin is much scarier.

One of the best pranks my buddies and I pulled was to crazy glue a quarter to the floor at the mall and sit back and watch people. Way back when, now I would have trouble bending down to glue the quarter.

In George Orwell’s book, “Down and Out in Paris and London”, he describes working in an upscale French restaurant. Some waiters would heat the customers’ change on the griddle before returning it. It immensely increased the tip left on the table.

Look like my old payphone slugs.

Is a paradigm simply two paranickels?

I fail to understand why the guy is afraid, it’s only small change

Back in Dec. I ran into a Red Kettle, I emptied my change purse into it,and told the bell ringer, “I have no idea what was in there, I haven’t used it in months”.

“But it’s such a heavy and unnecessary anachronism in today’s society! Aaaaaah!”

Did Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog have an accident there?

Checking from a day behind " Larry had forgotten what he looks like without a mask,"