Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 27, 2021

And he drives a Porsche.

And she hopes not too little.

Dust Mites, Pygmy Shrews, Minnows, Head Lice, Microspores, Shetland Ponies, Bee Hummingbirds, Bacteria, …

I always wanted to be a quantum mechanic, but I was too tall.

Jumbo shrimp

Length of dates?

Trump’s ethics, bank account, [redacted].

Principles, ethics …

Cheese and herb stuffed mushrooms.

A good skill to acquire.

Press the windows and the + keys to read this cartoon.

People do avoid the big subjects – like who will be picking up the check.

“It’s the little things that hurt us. We can sit on a mountain but not on a tack.”

(I saw this in an Archie comic in the mid-1960s. No idea of its source.)

Some of your replies are not logical Miss Spock.

Ok I can see how most of the pairs relate, but, what if any is the connection between the worlds smallest violin and a pin head?

That’s a lot more interesting than a lot of small talk I’ve endured.

.