Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 03, 2021

You show me yours, and I’ll show you mine.

Time to whip it out and prove it.

Would Madam Tussaud be able to gain entry?

Wax on, wax off.

It’s an uncover charge.

Do his legs count?

Wrong. Natural is natural.

Won’t let you look, but you can feel.

What about everything else that is communicable?

If he’s not waxed, he needs to wear a mask, you remember masks… they look like a thong.

Waxed and Vaxed …

… and Taxed and Relaxed.

Wax on, Wax off!

Holy crap! She’s got a wretched job ,but SOMEONE’S got to do it!!!

Are other hair removal methods allowed?

Let me get my vax card from my little pocket here…

Tastefully trimmed is two doors on the right.

He drew the line at “Bend over & spread ‘em” …!

Is he an anti-waxer?

Nudism is about the natural body. We’re mammals, get used to it.

Trying to avoid a hairy situation.

as sgt friday said, “just the wax, ma’am…”

A flasher’s dream… or maybe not, if she’s not going to get shocked…