Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 17, 2021

But…but the tray table isn’t locked in the full upright position.

I love it when the stewardesses do that.

Preferably in a 1970’s PSA or Southwest uniform.

Poor kid, having a Uni-brow at that age.

“Okay. Here comes the Chew Chew train.”

Don’t worry kid, they don’t serve anything anymore….

Could be worse…hospital cafeteria food.

Gerber plums ’n prunes.

Purple food brings out the rebel in me too … except for blueberry raspberry smoothies …!

What’s up with that?

Don’t be such a baby, baby.

Sorry, airport’s closed due to inclement diaper.

I learned in the 1970s that kosher food on airlines was much better than the norm, and the attendants fussed over you.

The hangar door is closed.

At least it seems to be grape or blueberry flavored.

And who ordered the Kosher, Vegan meal?