Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 25, 2021

Breakfast of the unconscious mind.

A wise choice to use 2% milk. Full strength milk would be too heavy and cause the bowls to completely fall unmelted onto the ground, while the cereal would be totally soggy and formless. One percent milk would not be strong enough to cause the bowls to bend at all.

I like this version better.

Way back when I was a kid, they called them sugar pops & sugar smacks ! —> Yes it was even printed that way on the boxes.And puffed wheat was “shot from guns” with a small cannon printed right on the box.

Salvador Dali would have been proud of those cereal bowls.

Ralph’s doing a pretty good imitation of him, I see.

Soggy cereals? Bleah!

I remember when Dali tried to do Warhol.

LOL great one!

Love it!

Soggy art display…just take it with a grain

Bowl me over.

Persistence of Muesli

Is that the opposite of parallism?

Could be a skim artist, but he used 2%.

Oh, I loved those 5-boxtop free toys of the ’50s. OK, crazy people who overreact to this one by shooting first and asking questions later over the use of the suffixes “ist” AND “ism” take your best shot.

Tomorrow: TranscenDENTALism, featuring melting sitars … and/or braces …!

Corny Pops, I could have until Kellogg’s introduced wheat into the cereal, back in 2004, without putting a large warning somewhere on the box. Grrr

Watch that, Salvador. Don’t dilly-Dalí around.

Well stone the crows.