The first ten things that come to mind here aren’t fit for print
Cow should I know?
Just use your own.
Cows can’t climb palm and coconut trees.
I’ve never seen a purple cow, And never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather see than be one…
Used it all in the creamed corn.
That’s udderly ridiculous!
I’m heifer the coffee, not for the creamer.
Without a bit of sex.. the udder goes empty.
Does a bull give creamer???
ACME was closed!
You might like the creamy almond milk substitute.
Moo juice supply line problems + 5 bucks/gal = Black Coffee Matters … until supplies run out … Hello tea, etc. …
then repeat …!
The irony is that even though they are cows, the coffee creamer is non-dairy.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
C over 2 years ago
The first ten things that come to mind here aren’t fit for print
Here's Waldo over 2 years ago
Cow should I know?
Doug K over 2 years ago
Just use your own.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Cows can’t climb palm and coconut trees.
kgs over 2 years ago
I’ve never seen a purple cow, And never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather see than be one…
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
Used it all in the creamed corn.
dsatvoinde Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s udderly ridiculous!
P51Strega over 2 years ago
I’m heifer the coffee, not for the creamer.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Without a bit of sex.. the udder goes empty.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Does a bull give creamer???
Nala the Great over 2 years ago
ACME was closed!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
You might like the creamy almond milk substitute.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Moo juice supply line problems + 5 bucks/gal = Black Coffee Matters … until supplies run out … Hello tea, etc. …
then repeat …!
funnypenguins over 2 years ago
That’s udderly ridiculous!
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 2 years ago
The irony is that even though they are cows, the coffee creamer is non-dairy.