Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 14, 2022

…UCKS.

Driving him batty

He’s like OSU.

“The” is short for Theodor. Got that Nick in his dorm during Super High. He will never forget his antiperspirant after the shower ever again…

Batman goes postal in a coffee shop!

Next time he should give a fake name, like Clark Kent.

“Duh” will work better.

Secretly he always saw himself as more of being A Daisy.

wait until you have an Irish name!

He’s crabbier than me….

Whenever he shows up, he always introduces himself as,"I’m Batman! ", as if that weren’t glaringly obvious.

Holy Latte, THE Batman!

Could be worse. They could just call out “The”.

Beats have “Master” Bateman called out. Mind you could a number of guys queing up for that drink.

Holy scalding looks!!

Starb = Big B …. ucks …!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKfnIL1FXRU

Better than being called “The Fatman”.

I’ll bet that arrogant prick went to Ohio State University.

THE! THE! THE BATMAN!! Say your damned prepositions!!! (Truman Capote)

As a kid he was THE Bat Boy.

As for “The”, growing up it was always “The” Ukraine—where my dad’s parents came from. Never “Ukrainia”

Interesting, that in the original series with Adam West, he was “Batman,” not “THE Batman.”