Make a lemon meringue pie to die for.
I don’t like lemons. So there death.
That leaves me feeling bitter.
How about giving me a fig? My pastor said they have a bitter taste.
… take them and run.
But should you land in Hades, the word “lemon” will mean a car that is a death trap. Maybe all Pintos.
Death’s just an old sourpuss.
I like lemons. I guess I’m doomed.
Pucker up, now, you’re in for a tight and sour ride!
We already saw Death and Chocolate over at Close To Home, so I don’t really have any ideas for Death and Lemons. Let me think hard on this one….
Wait… I just had a thought… nope, nope, that was just somebody’s phone number or sump’n!
I’m out.
If it’s free, then it’s worth the price you’re paying for it.
If life gives you lemons, but no sugar – your lemonade is gonna suck,
He probably has a severe citrus allergy he is not aware of yet
If they are Meyer lemons, I’m dead …!
(come quat mey … malaprop!)
The Grim Riper.
Has to be much much better than lemons for me to take something from this guy.
Just mention lemons and I start drooling or salivating for you sophisticates…
Cool aid, lemon aid, both Jim Jones specialties.
Fan Favorite Reader’s Poll: Liz Lemon or Don Lemon?
When Death gives you lemons, you should also make lemonade — if he allows you enough time to do it.
When life gives you lemons, it usually rubs them in your eyes.
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Superfrog about 1 year ago
Make a lemon meringue pie to die for.
allen@home about 1 year ago
I don’t like lemons. So there death.
Jonathan Lemon creator about 1 year ago
That leaves me feeling bitter.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
How about giving me a fig? My pastor said they have a bitter taste.
Imagine about 1 year ago
… take them and run.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
But should you land in Hades, the word “lemon” will mean a car that is a death trap. Maybe all Pintos.
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
Death’s just an old sourpuss.
ladykat about 1 year ago
I like lemons. I guess I’m doomed.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Pucker up, now, you’re in for a tight and sour ride!
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
We already saw Death and Chocolate over at Close To Home, so I don’t really have any ideas for Death and Lemons. Let me think hard on this one….
Wait… I just had a thought… nope, nope, that was just somebody’s phone number or sump’n!
I’m out.
Doug K about 1 year ago
If it’s free, then it’s worth the price you’re paying for it.
Swamprat about 1 year ago
If life gives you lemons, but no sugar – your lemonade is gonna suck,
DM2860 about 1 year ago
He probably has a severe citrus allergy he is not aware of yet
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
If they are Meyer lemons, I’m dead …!
(come quat mey … malaprop!)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
The Grim Riper.
dcmotrl Premium Member about 1 year ago
Has to be much much better than lemons for me to take something from this guy.
T... about 1 year ago
Just mention lemons and I start drooling or salivating for you sophisticates…
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Cool aid, lemon aid, both Jim Jones specialties.
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
Fan Favorite Reader’s Poll: Liz Lemon or Don Lemon?
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
When Death gives you lemons, you should also make lemonade — if he allows you enough time to do it.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 1 year ago
When life gives you lemons, it usually rubs them in your eyes.