Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 13, 2023

You put your foot in it this time.

Let go of the chip.

Somebody call 911, we’re going to need ‘The Jaws of Life’ at Dave’s, again.

You would think he learned his lesson the first 1000 times.

Even Ralph knows the song!

Turning yourself about is not part of the Hokey Pokey. If it were, the song would not have to say ‘you do the Hokey Pokey and THEN turn yourself about’.

How stupid do you have to be to not turn the can upside down?

You broke the number one rule in eating Pringles…

RULE #1: Never put your entire hand in the can… NEVER! You’ll have to live the rest of your life with your hand stuck in that can! The can just becomes a part of you.

If you had read the rules, you could have avoided this… Can Man!

That’s what it’s all about!

Classic monkey trap. His primate brain in action.

Love real potato chips. Hate those dried fake chips known as Pringles.

Channelling that stupid TV commercial again?

The grease alone should help you slide right out…give it a yank, Dave! LOL

There are adults that can get their hands into a Pringles can?

My BiL coworkers wife had to have her foot amputated due to diabetes. He told me and I said “So no Hokey Poker for her I guess”. It took him months to not giggle when his buddy talked about his wife. He eventually told his buddy why he had a hard time keeping a straight face and his buddy laughed out loud. Reality is we all have just a bit of ‘weird’ in us.

This joke has been around for quite a while but it’s always good for a chuckle:

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed recently. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey”, died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble began.

What if the Hokey Pokey is really what’s it all about?

Takes a Tier-5 drug to solve that problem. Pay-up doofus.

He believes everything he reads.. stacked chips are part of a well balanced diet.

HIDE THE KIDS from the following comment (you have been warned) :

Somehow this reminds me of the guy that showed up at a Catholic hospital emergency room with his p.e.n.i.s stuck in a vacuum hose …!

It’s even worse with Stax containers…

Give that fellow a big hand.

Oh, wait, the problem is that he already has one.

You have to be smart enough to let go of the Pringle. That’s how the catch monkeys.

At least you didn’t get any Cheetos fingers. (If you had, I would have recommended cleaning your hands on Ralph.)

It happens to the best of us. That’s me. I’m us.

Hokey COKEY, because that’s what it’s all about.

…that’s what it’s all about.