Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 13, 2023

Only heard half of it….

Half duplex

Gus deserves to get a splinter in his ear.

He’s got his mind in the gutter again.

looks like a real trough guy.

He needs “Leaf Guard”

Eavestrough might be Canadian for gutters…

… either way, I’m certain he’s talking about those long-water-drainy-thingys on my roof.

Yeah, right.

Good things it wasn’t an eavesdrop. But the fall from the edge of the roof would’ve been just as obvious to the other party.

His mind is always in the gutter….gasp!

EH? …!

get yer mind outta the gutter, Gus!

Gus the Rain Man is a keeper. definitely good listener.

An Ear Trumpet Horn works best, and you can blame workmen on their tools.

Only half as effective as eavespiping

Samwise

Whatever medication Gus was on, he’s soffit.

Wouldn’t it technically be called trough-dropping?