Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 14, 2023

Looks like the hardware department at Ikea exploded.

Somebody needs to start a Waste Management company for space.

Soon earth will has ring of its own.

The HBO comedy series “Avenue 5” included a storyline about a problem with the waste management system on the Avenue 5 cruise ship, resulting in a glittering cloud of poop orbiting the ship.

Dave, you shoulda given Ralph a space helmet at least, no?

Poor Ralph is in the atmosphere without a helmet and a lead to keep him close to the space ship.

Sorry is not gonna fix my dented fender…… stoopid hoomin!

The space junk is only orbiting Earth. ET’s are not going to visit us becasue there is no intelligent life down here.

might need a dumpster…

Worse than my wife’s asteroids collection.

Drawing all that space junk. My helmet’s off to you, Dave.

At least, when possible, propel the back to earth. It’ll burn up in the atmosphere.

time for the aliens to “clean house”…if you catch my drift!

We on Earth are the ones who are going to be sorry.

Clever funny and true!

He’s trying not to make an NASA himself.

Oh yeah? You sure don’t sound sincere!

Space Clutter makes such a clatter!

And Musk is doing his part..

So, Ralph is considered space junk?