Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 14, 2024

When adulteration began in the world.

Ralph, what are you looking at?

That’s a story I can believe!

Adam is waiting for craft beer!

Well, that explains a lot.

Not buys dreenks from snakes. They could be poisoned.

Adam’s having his with cream.

So, that means the “forbidden fruit” was a “pumpkin” and not an “apple”?

Perfect marriage- pumpkin spice is stupid and the Garden of Eden is absurd.

What? Pumpkin Spice !?

Bleccch! I’ll just have my usual… a triple half-caff non-fat sugar-free soy, no foam cappuccino?!

it’s way too latte to change her mind.

Which one did Ralph choose?

Well, as sins go, I guess that was pretty original.

I knew it, I just knew it … it all began with THE FALL …!

The snake’s been Garden ’em with his life.

But so worth it!

Worth it.

And a further curse awaits Eve, equality and freedom to labor 80 hour weeks after college.

It is SPRING ! Knock it off with the P S gags already!

4 months late.

They can have it with pun-kin pi.

That buy bears an eerie resemblance to you, Dave!