Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 03, 2024

That’s one spicy meat-a-ball!

Devilishly hot

The waiter thinks he’s a divine comedian.

It’s how blackened food started.

I actually read “The Divine Comedy”. I did not know that hell is actually frozen. (“Inferno” literally just meant “below”.)

Cajun, baby!

Surprisingly, it tasted heavenly.

Ahhh, but it’s devilishly good!

Hal A. Peenyo

It burns going down and it’s gonna Burn coming out.

Squirrel comment – Priceless

The infernal inferno (OUCH!).

Lol Ralph. Burn that mother down!

Laughing pretty hard today!

He’s about to discover all the circles of Heartburn Hell.

My father read The Divine Comedy to me as a bedtime story when I was about 8 or so. I wish I’d paid more attention.

Fra Diavolo.

PBS just had a two part series on Dante and the Divine Comedy. I enjoyed watching it.

En Flambé

just add tabasco…

Why are jalapenos the rudest pepper? Because they’re jalapeno face.

Inferno good reason, he decides to eat it.

Shouldn’t the table have seven concentric circles on it?

HEY! I read these for laughs, NOT ear worms, Whamond!

“Burn, baby, burn! Burn that matzoh down! “

I give to you the 3rd of the 14 Pastafarian Commandments:

3. Thou Shalt Not Cook Thy Pasta In Vain. Always al dente…!

( the hell you say )

I did not know Dante’s first name was Al…

I wonder what circle of Hell this falls under

Waiter, on the Level? I’m certain I asked for Level-9, and this is nearly raw at Level 4.5.

Gee, they don’t look like Trammps.

Apologies to The Tramps.

Thanks a lot! Now I have to go find Disco Inferno on YouTube!!!

wouldn’t the ruffles of lasagna make it all dented pasta