Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 05, 2024

Yes, that rings a bell.

Whatson he waiting for?

If only it was portable and could record images!

Love Ralph’s comment.

fortunately, he didn’t have to charge it…

“Sarah… get me Wally over at the fillin’ station!”

fun fact, Mark Twain had the first telephone line in Hartford CT, which he used solely to call the telephone company and complain about their product.

That’s when he was trying to decide what to call it.

What’s the betting the first call he got was from a telemarketer

Also the first to get a busy signal…

He received the first call about his car warranty being expired and it’s time to renew it.

He is holding the line!

thank goodness the first car wasn’t invented til 10 years later…

Watson: “Hello?”

Bell: “What are you wearing?” (heavy breathing)

Ha! And he never got anything else done after that.

He was screaming in pain and naked from the waist down by the time Mr. Watson got there, but realized ladies would be faster at call connecting than boys … but not as fast as Electronic Switching Machines in my day (’67 – ’00). And since the 1/1/84 breakup of his company … the government is happy there are no more monopolies.

Nawww … that’s just Alexander Graham Bull …!

Join the landline revolution!

“Is this the party to whom I am speaking?”

Also the first to “butt dial”.