Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 26, 2024

It’ll be yellow cards next.

Total agreement on this one, Dave.

I see a cut block coming!

Would have been great to have during Covid.

I don’t think any of us enjoy having our personal space invaded.

I think he meant encroachment. The cry of the pandemic.

Try wearing something a little less referee-like (aka that shirt.)

He needs red and yellow cards.

I save up double-brandy-Manhattan farts for just such situations, especially in elevators.

Shouldn’t his penalty be “Inside” not offside?

TWEET?

( apologies to Elon Musk, Dave? )

new a guy like this…if you nonchalantly backed away a bit, he’d move in, and if you turned to the side slightly, he’d move over to stay in front. I’m so glad I’m about 1,100 miles away from him now!…(otherwise he was actually a nice fellow…just kinda disconcerting being around him when he’d do that! Lol!)

Ha! Otis clearly skipped his morning bowl of garlic cloves this morning.

That guy doesn’t look too swift. He probably thinks he is at a petting zoo and Otis is a zebra.

Another day in the kingdom of Mouth-Breathing, Clueless Close Talkers, where an IQ above shoe size merits a round of applause… by outsiders.

He probably has really bad breath.

I think the guy just wanted a hug.