Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 23, 2024

Old cows give long-life milk.

And all cows lack toes.

What about strawberry milk and almond milk?

Rich cows will milk you.

Cow imperial retainers cowtow.

I have always believed that oat milk eliminates the middle cow.

I think Dave was trying to milk this one for all its worth.

Cheating cows give skim milk.

I think you’ve milked this enough, Dave.

Surf Cows Cowabunga, Dude, I mean Dave.

Ta-DA! Very good, Dave! Made me laugh!

I’d wish that this would help show the obvious error to those that think chocolate milk does come from brown cows… but I worry it will reinforce that idea instead. facepalm

Today’s strip was Udderly Great!

Well, cow about that

I have never heard of a “milk dud“.

I wanna see the ones that give Buttermilk!

Sea cows are…manatees.

And cows with short legs give Dragons milk

Caring cows give the milk of human kindness. :)

An impotent cow? Would that be a steer?

I’ve herd enough …‼️

One boxcar of Milk Duds, please.

If you’re constipated try cows that give milk of magnesia. :)

A friend of mine said she did once see a miniature cow in a stall in a barn. I guess you could keep it in the refrigerator for fresh milk.

Hippie cows give Milkweed.

Jersey cows visit the shore.

Good one Dave!

LOL!!…(and where can get ahold a that last one???)

If they’re afraid of spilling milk, they’re cow-ards.

I wonder what one might get from a holy cow and a sacred cow?