It looks like you’re pretty safe from those now.
hey, at least it’s not a hemorrhoid cream (true story here)
The story is going down
Now they’re just nit picking…
Or when you shoplifted the “balloons” and a Playboy magazine…
DO NOT LET HIM! He’s got bugs, and we’ve already had a hard enough time with those danged mosquitos!
No need to confess anything, it’s all recorded in the book.
And the time you shoplifted Tampax for your wife…
You can’t argue your way into Heaven. God already knows EVERYTHING you’ve done and your motives better than you do,
God hates small talk. Tell him about the people you killed.
Now there is Amazon for those embarrassing orders
the hell you say!
I go to heaven and get nits and lice … just a minute, while I think it over.
So, those are not clouds but spiritual fumigation?
I liced him on headbook.
He ended up losing his hair. I’d call that one paid for. How about that time he farted in the elevator and blamed his mom.
Throw the book at him …!
Must be a Protestant. Catholics take care of that confession part before getting to heaven.
Seems like all head lice go to heaven.
i always thought college admissions was a weird term
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Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
It looks like you’re pretty safe from those now.
seanfear about 2 months ago
hey, at least it’s not a hemorrhoid cream (true story here)
C about 2 months ago
The story is going down
Digital Frog about 2 months ago
Now they’re just nit picking…
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Or when you shoplifted the “balloons” and a Playboy magazine…
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
DO NOT LET HIM! He’s got bugs, and we’ve already had a hard enough time with those danged mosquitos!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
No need to confess anything, it’s all recorded in the book.
paranormal about 2 months ago
And the time you shoplifted Tampax for your wife…
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 months ago
You can’t argue your way into Heaven. God already knows EVERYTHING you’ve done and your motives better than you do,
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
God hates small talk. Tell him about the people you killed.
dv about 2 months ago
Now there is Amazon for those embarrassing orders
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
the hell you say!
zeexenon about 2 months ago
I go to heaven and get nits and lice … just a minute, while I think it over.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
So, those are not clouds but spiritual fumigation?
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
I liced him on headbook.
Judeeye Premium Member about 2 months ago
He ended up losing his hair. I’d call that one paid for. How about that time he farted in the elevator and blamed his mom.
Howard'sMyHero about 2 months ago
Throw the book at him …!
brick10 about 2 months ago
Must be a Protestant. Catholics take care of that confession part before getting to heaven.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
Seems like all head lice go to heaven.
The Tooninator creator about 2 months ago
i always thought college admissions was a weird term