Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 01, 2024

Their spouses are coping saws.

What his name? Buzz Saw yer?

That’s a circular saw.

I saw what you did there, Dave!

Cute!

Yeah, yeah, very cute. Except that I was next before they cut in line.

The third saw is undecided, he miter might not also buy a round

“Would anyone like to see me do a little dance?” said the Jigsaw

This strip has teeth today.

After too many drinks the seesaw teetered and tottered home.

Soon they’ll start with the cutting remarks…

Buzz and Rip always got the job done, in their own fashion.

Hold your nose. The rip saw just ripped one off.

I see, said the blind carpenter, who picked up his hammer and saw…

Hold on, the jig is up. It’s his turn to pay.

I say we take a break for some sawsage

I sawzall of the comments. They mitre cut too deep.

I came here to see the band saw. :)

Too few reciprocating saws in my experience! ;-)

“Pass that drink down here and I’ll pass it on to my buddies,” said the Chain Saw.

they both look a little long in the tooth!

I think it’s time to TABLE all these SAW jokes!

My WiFi went down for 11 hrs … thanks AT&T … on hold with customer “service” for over an hour & they never answered! Time to figure out which saw to use to cut them out of my life …!

( I feel better now )

better cut ’em both off…

Reminds me of an old saw I once knew.